epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd)

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nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

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notprocrastinating:

ah, yes. after a 13 hour flight to the states, i can finally watch the youtube video that wasn’t available in my own country

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maths-sucks:

im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful

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peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something

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